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Life as I know it.

imsirius:

"We Slytherins look after our own… The corridors of Hogwarts can throw up surprises for the unwary, and you’ll be glad you’ve got the Serpents on your side as you move around the school. As far as we’re concerned, once you’ve become a snake, you’re one of ours – one of the elite. Because you know what Salazar Slytherin looked for in his chosen students? The seeds of greatness. You’ve been chosen by this house because you’ve got the potential to be great, in the true sense of the word. All right, you might see a couple of people hanging around the common room whom you might not think are destined for anything special. Well, keep that to yourself. If the Sorting Hat put them in here, there’s something great about them, and don’t you forget it.

(via adaytoalwaysremember)

ayeyuu:

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:


This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

THIS IS PROBABLY WHY THEY’RE LAUGHING. NOT BECAUSE THEY’RE SPINNING AROUND LIKE FOOLS BUT BECAUSE JAMES CAMERON IS RUNNING AROUND THEM LIKE A FOOL.
majortvjunkie:


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badkindofrad:

i love you, son

jdebbiel:

it’s really weird thinking about the accomplishments of fictional characters in terms of what grade they would be in if they attended American public schools. Like think about it. 

Harry Potter was a sixth grader when he slayed a basilisk.

Mulan was a high school sophomore when she saved China.

when i was a high school sophomore i fainted from eating a poppyseed bagel.

(via psychrocks5)

ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

(Source: sesamestreet, via psychrocks5)

"

Don’t put up with bad sex. It isn’t worth the energy, find someone that fucks you the way you desire.

Don’t put up with toxic friendships. Show them the door, and find people who make you remember what you love in life.

Don’t put up with unhealthy families. You are not obliged to love them, you don’t deserve their cruelty just because you share blood.

Do not put up with bad relationships. Love and be loved like an ocean and do not accept a stream.

Don’t put up with a life that you didn’t ever want. You are never expected to stay constant, change daily and grow hourly, life is huge.

"

- FRS. (via lilith-not-eve)

(via ooakigor)

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen